Holy crapola, Nintendo dropped a MEGATON on us all at its Fall conference call this morning, announcing a shedful of fresh games for both the DS and Wii, as well as sparkly new details on the likes of Mario Kart Wii, and the first titles for the new WiiWare download service.

For the longer, more detailed breakdown of what the company gave away, hit the jump below. Alternatively, to read it all inside ten seconds, consult the following nonsensical clutter of words: New DS Fire Emblem bikes in Mario Kart Wii Fit in December WiiWare getting exclusive Pokémon and Final Fantasy.