No fun for you!
Life can be cruel. After waiting years for Super Smash Bros Brawl to arrive, it turns out that a number of people have been unable to run the game. Turns out that if the disc drive lens in your Wii is even a little bit dusty, it might have trouble reading data off the SSBB dual-layer DVD. The solution? Fill out this form, and send your Wii off to get cleaned. Nintendo are going to shoulder all the shipping and repair costs, so that's all well and good. In the meantime, it's probably best to pop your copy of SSBB into a cupoboard and pretend it doesn't exist until your console returns. We can't help but think that the SSBB manual is going to be one of the most impatiently well-thumbed pamphlets ever made...