Almost exactly a month a go, the strange world of Nintendo DS software upped a notch with Electronic Arts announcing the development of Bartender DS, a title providing gamers with recipes on how to create and mix the perfect cocktail.

Given that, we weren't all that surprised at the unveiling today of a piece of software named Beginner's Wine DS. Aimed at teaching the manners and advice on tasting wine, the "game" will educate players on proper drinking etiquette and on which type of intoxicant best matches different meals.

Developed by Square Enix of all companies, the title will arrive with a cellar stocked up with 120 different bottles of wine, a glossary, built-in quiz and a "guide to bluffing knowledge about wine."

It might not transform us all into wine connoisseurs, but, hey, it’s is a ridiculously easy excuse to crack open a drink. …You never need an excuse, y’say? Well, if you’re paying…