Stop the press! Flowers and chocolates are out, gadgets are in... which begs the question: why on Earth didn't creators Dynamism market this back around Valentine's Day? Forget getting your loved one a snazzy MP3 player or a digital photo frame, what they'd surely just adore is the Heart Mouse, described as "the gift of love that keeps on giving."

Other than the fact that its casing is moulded into the shape of a heart, there's nothing too unusual-looking about this particular mouse. However, the reason you'll instantly be flinging your $39.00 USD away in order to snaffle one is that clicking the little peripheral’s scroll wheel makes the device speak the words "I love you" (probably in horribly muffled and tinny tones, we’d imagine).

Whether it's to remind a partner of your undying affection or just something you might want to use regularly to boost your flagging self-confidence, the Heart Mouse is truly magnificent, GamerSquad is sure you'll agree.

…On second thoughts, giving the Heart Mouse as a gift might just be the perfect recipe for spending a night kipping on the sofa and a week or two of the dreaded silent treatment. Still, could be funny.