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Posted: Jun 9th 2007 by Stevie Smith
"Don't look at the camera, perhaps they won't see how sucky we are."

Folks, it's Hollywood blockbuster season again, which means that all the 'real' games yet to appear in 2007 have pushed themselves back into the safe shadows of autumn while, shall we say, lesser offerings (Transformers: The Movie, Ratatouille, and Fantastic 4: The Rise of the Silver Surfer) now vie for our hard-earned cash and the summer No.1 spot.

If you ever doubted the impact and appeal of our $30 billion USD gaming industry and the knee-buckling effect it has on money-grabbing movie execs, then one only need look at the past few years of movie tie-in releases to witness the general level of dross that is pushed our way to help bolster Hollywood's sales margins. Indeed, it's quite scary. Scarier still is that many of us (read: you) fall for the promise of excellence each and every time... never learning from our (read: your) mistakes.

But the developers and publishers should perhaps be held most accountable for the absolute garbage they squeeze away throughout the summer months, and so we've taken the liberty of amassing a comprehensive round-up of (pretty much) all the videogame/movie tie-in releases that have come our way in the past five years - while also including cross platform average scores taken from the Internet's home of the critics Metacritic.com*, in order to expose the worst (and often repeat) offenders.

You may be surprised to learn that Ubisoft, usually the bastions of gaming quality, take away the dubious honour of "Worst Movie Game" with the truly atrocious "Charlie's Angels", while the likes of Activision, Disney, and THQ are the publishers most likely to sell you gloss-covered movie mediocrity. Be duly warned, dear reader.

It's not all doom and gloom at gaming's box office however, with the occasional ray of light breaking through an otherwise impenetrable black cloud. Vivendi Universal and Starbreeze's Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay rescues a degree of worth amidst the dirge of disgrace. And, although it's been a solid ten years since Nintendo and Rare's eponymous GoldenEye 007 on the N64, there's certainly some hope that rarities such as The Warriors, LEGO Star Wars: The Original Trilogy, and perhaps the upcoming Chronicles of Riddick: The Assault on Dark Athena can further alter the ugly landscape of movie-related games.

That said, as long as studios keep pumping out poo such as Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, The Polar Express, Zathura, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Flushed Away (how apt), there's a good chance poor design, awful gameplay, shoddy animation, and awful control will continue to lead the flow of easy profit expansion.

Enjoy!

Title (2007)

Developer

Publisher

%

Arthur and the Invisibles

Estranges Libellule

Atari

65

Ghost Rider

Climax Studios

2K Games

52

Meet the Robinsons

Buena Vista

Disney

64

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Eurocom

Disney

52

Shrek the Third

Amaze Ent.

Activision

62

Spider-Man 3

Vicarious Visions

Activision

57

Surf's Up

Ubisoft

Ubisoft

61

TMNT

Ubisoft

Ubisoft

60

Title (2006)

Developer

Publisher

%

Alex Rider: Stormbreaker

Altron

THQ

43

Ant Bully (The)

A2M

Midway

49

Barnyard

Blue Tongue

THQ

65

Cars

Rainbow Studios

THQ

68

Curious George

Monkey Bar

Namco

56

Da Vinci Code (The)

The Collective

2K Games

53

Eragon

Stormfront Studios

Vivendi/Sierra

50

Fast and the Furious (The)

Eutechnyx

Namco/Bandai

59

Flushed Away

Monkey Bar

D3 Publisher

45

Godfather (The)

EA Redwood

Electronic Arts

73

Happy Feet

Midway Games

Warner Bros.

46

LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy

Traveller's Tales

LucasArts

83

Miami Vice: The Game

Rebellion

Vivendi/Universal

63

Monster House

THQ

THQ

59

Nacho Libre

Budcat

Majesco

58

Open Season

Ubisoft Montreal

Ubisoft

55

Over the Hedge

Edge of Reality

Activision

61

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Amaze/Griptonite

Disney

61

Reservoir Dogs

Volatile Games

Eidos

50

Scarface: The World Is Yours

Radical Games

Vivendi/Universal

74

Superman Returns

EA Tiburon

Electronic Arts

49

X-Men: The Official Game

Z-Axis

Activision

52

Title (2005)

Developer

Publisher

%

Aeon Flux

Terminal Reality

Majesco

67

Batman Begins

Eurocom

EA/Warner Bros.

63

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

High Voltage

2K Games

35

Chicken Little

Avalanche Soft

Disney

66

Chronicles of Narnia (The)

Traveller's Tales

Disney

68

Constantine

Bits Corp.

THQ

59

Fantastic Four

7 Studios

Activision

63

From Russia with Love

EA Redwood

Electronic Arts

70

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

EA UK

Electronic Arts

67

LEGO Star Wars

Traveller's Tales

LucasArts

77

Madagascar

Toys for Bob

Activision

71

Peter Jackson's King Kong

Ubisoft

Ubisoft

79

Robots

Eurocom

Vivendi/Universal

56

Star Wars Ep.III: Revenge of the Sith

The Collective

LucasArts

66

Wallace & Grommit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Frontier Dev

Konami

68

Warriors (The)

Rockstar Toronto

Rockstar Games

84

Zathura

High Voltage

2K Games

45

Title (2004)

Developer

Publisher

%

Catwoman

EA UK

Electronic Arts

46

Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay

Starbreeze AB

Vivendi/Universal

89

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

EA UK

Electronic Arts

68

Incredibles (The)

Heavy Iron

THQ

59

King Arthur

Krome Studios

Konami

60

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate...

Amaze Ent.

Activision

66

Polar Express (The)

Blue Tongue

THQ

40

Shark Tale

Edge of Reality

Activision

65

Shrek 2

LuxoFlux Corp.

Activision

63

Spider-Man 2

Treyarch

Activision

81

Van Helsing

Saffire

Vivendi/Universal

63

Title (2003)

Developer

Publisher

%

Cat in the Hat (The)

Vivendi/Universal

Vivendi/Universal

56

Charlie's Angels

Ubisoft

Ubisoft

23

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Genki

Ubisoft

50

Finding Nemo

Traveller's Tales

THQ

62

Hulk (The)

Radical Games

Vivendi/Universal

72

Italian Job (The)

Climax Studios

Eidos

56

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

EA Redwood

Electronic Arts

82

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Black Ops

Atari

36

Title (2002)

Developer

Publisher

%

Blade II

Mucky Foot

Activision

51

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Electronic Arts

Electronic Arts

75

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

Surreal Software

Universal

59

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Stormfront Studios

Electronic Arts

80

Men in Black II: Alien Escape

Melbourne House

Infogrames

50

Minority Report

Treyarch

Activision

52

Monsters, Inc.

Kodiak Int.

Sony

52

Rocky

Rage Software

Ubisoft

74

Spider-Man: The Movie

Treyarch

Activision

77

Star Wars Ep.II: Attack of the Clones

David A. Palmer

LucasArts

38

Thing (The)

Computer Artwork

Universal

78

Treasure Planet

Bizarre Creations

Sony

61



*Gathered Metacritic averages are based on collated home console scores unless a specific game is exclusive to one particular platform.

 
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I'm happy to see that the games on the list that were all rated fairly. Every game that I saw with 70% or above as a score, actually deserved it. The ones that were scored poorly deserved what they got, as well. I've played them all and I can vouch for that.
Posted 529 days ago by PrinceReply
 
Wowsa, you've played all of 'em? Seriously, that's a lot of gaming over the past five years... and all on crappy movie titles. How do you stay sane? ;)
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