It's fascinating browsing through the TF2 stats that Valve have published on their website. No surprise that the medic is the least played class (which explains why there's a raft of upcoming medic achievements) or that snipers are racking up more points than anyone. Odd to see that the bonesaw is the weapon most likely to get you critical hits - who woulda thunk it? We take some solace in the fact that almost nobody has the 'With Friends Like These...' achievement, which requires playing on a team of 8 made up entirely from your friends list. Nothing compensates for a cold and friendless existence quite like knowing that everyone else is equally bereft of internet chums.