Lionhead, as part of the Child's Play Fundraising Dinner Auction, are giving you the chance to get your name into Fable 2. Naming rights for a villager, a farmer, a shopkeeper, a monk and a quest character are going on the block, along with a few other knick knacks. You do, of course, have to actually be at the auction to bid but if you do happen to find yourself staggering around Seattle on Tuesday 11th December, why not pop in?

We're assuming it has to be your actual name that goes in the game, not something you make up. Not that we'd mind at all if Pat McGroin turned up in a quaint little rural village. Or Hugh Jorgan. Phil McCavity, anyone?